Inside here you will find video, photos, rantings, ravings, and generally stuff we don't want the public to see yet. If yer here you are more than likely a friend of the Realm or you happen to know more about computers and the internet than we give most people credit for.

If you happen to have stumbled up on this and were not told about it, but happened to find the link hidden in that small little corner, then you have nothing to fear. We will not unleash the hounds of hades upon you. However, if you did come in here by creative means other than an invite or detective work... well there's not much we can do about it. You shouldn't be here, but now you are. So we hope you enjoy and try to keep this stuff under your hat ok?





In an attempt to get hired, Bizzaro made an attempt to be a "kindler, gentler" magician. Here is one of his first ideas.


It didn't work.

It's about time we updated the secrets page isn't it? Here is a little somethin' somethin' to amuse you with. A little Photoshop Fun.

Ok so back in 2001 a gal got me a very odd X-mas gift. Usually someone gets chocolate or boxer shorts or something. Not me buddy. Nope I get my own Star!! I finally dug out the information and scanned it so now you can look up into the sky and tell someone, "Hey there's Bizzstaro!!" It took me 4 years to get it on here and realize just how cool a gift it really was.

Speaking of odd gifts I recently got a sketch from a very funny web-comic writer. His name is Randy and he draws Something Positive. If you have never seen it go now and be amused. Anywho, he drew this sketch for me in a Cafe Brazil in about 45 seconds. (Which is nowehere near as long as it's taken me to post this here oddly enuff.)

Click here to see my balls.

Speaking of balls, recently we had a going away party for our move to Vegas... and what can I say? I was moved.. to remove my clothes. It's amusing, it's magical, it's blinding. I dare you to click Here. (Special appearance by Christopher Lyle)


Now just because I love you freeks thiiiiis much, We're including a special treat for you. Below are some photos of when I was still in school. What I looked like before the Optical Illusionist years. If you laff, I'll gnaw off yer face. Capice'?

                            

Whatever you do, DO NOT touch This!!!
WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST TELL YOU!!!

And now for those of you who find this kind of stuff amusing....

                            

Don't worry kids there will be more to come as we go. Just remember: Never fear... BIZZARO IS HERE!!!!



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If you divulge the location of the Secret Lair of Bizzaro to anyone, rabid weasels will angrily nibble your toes whilst you slumber in the night. Some things are best left unsaid..... agreed?